Dear Readers,
I'm sorry that I have neglected you all this last week. Life as it stood got rather busy. To make up for the lack of attention, I plan to post quite a bit this week!
Now to the main point of this post: How I avoided Sex in this society.
As I have stated in one of the past posts, this world is full of sex and sexual innuendos. There is a serious amount of pressure for people to be sexually active. Due to this, not having sex is something that is hard to do. Saying a big NO to sex gets harder the more society makes sex acceptable. Those who say no to sex are insulted and made fun of or told that they are strange because they are not whores, or even active in populating this planet.
I have decided that in this post I am going to give you loyal readers some tips on how to avoid sex. Though you may never use these tips, you can at least use them as a way to help children by giving them some nice advice on how to say NO!
Tip 1: Know the pick up lines, and how to respond to them.
Men and women have spent many a night gossiping over the cute members of society that they wish to get with. They devise unique and maybe silly lines to try and attract those members to their side so that they can be with them for a night, or forever. One way to not fall to these charms is to spend a night thinking of many a way to counter their pick ups. Such as:
Charmer: Wanna come home with me?
You: I have aids.
See? That seems effective. Or maybe not. Your choice.
Tip 2: Avoid dressing like a Slut.
There are a lot of clothing company's that try to sell you cloths that make you look like a cheap, or even expensive, hooker. Wearing these clothes draws the eyes of members of the opposite gender, or even same gender, and makes them either drool, or start talking about you. If you wear more conservative clothes, like perhaps a parka, then you should be safe. Unless they are into that kinda thing, then your pretty much screwed.
Tip 3: Have a fake phone number at the ready.
By having a fake phone number available to you, it will allow those pesky persistent people to back off once they think that they have claimed the number of a possible sexual partner. This gets their hopes up, and they go and gloat to the people that they hang around. This makes them happy, and allows you time to make a quick exit, or at least get far enough away so that you need not worry about him or her anymore, or at least for the time being.
Tip 4:Just say that you are already in a committed relationship/ or say that you are waiting for marriage.
Though this part takes a little dedication, if you pull off a good poker face then you shall succeed in either getting rid of them, or getting the attention of someone who is actually worth your time.
Tip 5: Claim that you have a bad case of diarrhea.
No explanation needed.
To conclude this topic, I do think that avoiding sex in today's society, though it is hard, it IS doable. Sex is not needed to survive. Though some like sex, some don't. If you come up with any other ways feel free to share. Otherwise if you follow these tips, you are sure to do well. Think on it.
Sincerly,
Sarah.
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